Vice Presidential Debate: Sarah Palin's
"American Idol" Audition
By SARAKAY SMULLENS
Published October 5, 2008
in the
Broad Street Review
I was over the moon when Katie Couric, brought
in as a cover for a depleted CBS news operation, scored a coup both
for journalism and herself in her Sarah Palin interviews. Couric's
questions and their calm follow up revealed Sarah Palin’s dangerous
limitations in a way that all of the charm and prepping in the world
could not mask. These revelations reminded me of the moment in the
1988 presidential debate when CNN's Bernard Shaw asked Michael
Dukakis if his opposition of the death penalty would be shaken if
his wife, Kitty, were raped and murdered. Dukakis's failure to
respond with any semblance of human passion marked the beginning of
the end of his candidacy.
But Sarah Palin is no Mike Dukakis. Her impassioned killer instinct,
masked brilliantly by her Miss Congeniality flair, guarantees that
she could never become an “Ice Woman” who would condense under
debate pressure. Her journalism degree (earned, to be sure, at
several schools) rendered her camera-confident in displaying a
folksy, well-honed charm that fascinates and captivates but for many
also nauseates. With a heavily scrutinized debate moderator in Gwen
Ifill, who had to bend over backwards and upside down to be
perceived as fair, as well as a format offering no follow-up to
masterfully evaded questions, who could doubt that Palin would put
one hell of an icing on a rancid cake?
And so she did, from her first moment of hand shaking
little-girl-gotcha-charm when she oh-so-sweetly asked Biden if she
could call him by his first name (declaring, in effect, “Even though
little ol’ me is no East or West Coast big shot, I’m every bit as
big as you, so there!”)— to her assurance to all who disagreed with
her that she would be as fair to us as she was to those in her
family and circle of friends who disagree with her views. Her deal
clincher was of course “the wink,” first to us, and then to her dad.
Who noticed her Adam's apple?
Senator Joe Biden conducted himself, I thought, in the highest
possible sphere of accomplishment, decorum and restraint. Yet again
and again, Palin confirmed that she can cram and spit out with the
best of them; and she never strayed from her warm, gee-whiz persona
as she manipulated and ducked with sly expertise. (Her only visible
sign of anxiety was the movement of her Adam’s apple as she gulped
following many of her responses.)
Palin's dressers, hair stylists and makeup artists were
state-of-the-art enhancers of this spin. They highlighted a mom with
a beautiful smile who has birthed multiple times but remains (to
many) sensual yet unthreatening. Who could harbor jealousy toward
one who so effectively markets herself with tangible proof of
adoration of country and mothering? This strategy seemed clear when
Palin was shown on camera practicing in baseball cap at a luxurious
McCain retreat and later stepped off of the plane in St. Louis
holding her special needs child— his little head often bobbing
(won’t someone please tell her to support the little guy’s neck?)—
surrounded by family, her hair blowing in the wind.
Perfect position, perfect hair, perfect lighting
At the debate, Palin discarded her severely lacquered hair style.
This time her hair was down, pulled back expertly, especially so in
silhouette, highlights (or maybe lowlights– I get them confused)
glistening. I have no idea how or why Palin got the right side of
the stage, but the position and lighting served her message to
perfection, revealing not only her perfectly coiffed and painted
profile, but also the fit and cusp of her black skirt, knees
covered, with seductive heels. And then there was the flag pin, as
well as the one above it, noting she was a mom whose son was risking
his life to serve his country.
It was unsettling to witness the effectiveness of Sarah Palin’s
“American Idol” meets “Dancing with the Stars” appeal during a vice
presidential debate. Couric’s interview, on the other hand, offered
a startling beginning toward exposing Palin’s lack of preparedness
and expertise. It took five weeks, but that particular truth genie
is finally out of the bottle.
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